Monday, November 19, 2007

Mary's Mandatories -- The Trouble with Nostrils

[We welcome the sage advice of Mary Falck as a new feature to Ostergar Family Reviews. We look forward to many more. --ACO]

Welcome Beavers to my new column! I am Dr. Mary and I graduated from Spot For Dorks University in 1983. So anyways, I publish a column every so often in Ostergar Family Reviews.

Ok. According to recent hard studies, the laws of science have proved that flaring your nostrils is a frequent occurrence that happens often to the Ostergars. If you are an Ostergar, or have been around Ostergars, and this happens to you, here is my advice:

At night, you should put some orange juice on your toothbrush and sleep with it in your mouth. It usually works……

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Ostergars in our house are very good at this nostril flaring thing. I think Gwen is the Queen of nostril flaring though!

Mary said...

well, you could be wrong about that you blue sprucers!

-Mary, the author of Mary`s Manditories